Sitting on the Fence

Fence-sitter: someone who takes a position of neutrality or indecision and therefore lives in a state of confusion and ambivalence

I am not a born fence-sitter but I decided to try it out as the situation warranted it. I abhor sitting on the fence, observing action all around me, being stagnant and mostly, getting all those man splinters up my ass. Really, I was not made to sit on such contraptions.

I would rather throw myself onto a smoldering fire than be forced to sit still and wait for someone to come put out the flames. By nature, I am black or white. Fence sitting is am all-grey, patient sport.

You can't say that I failed to try something new, different and vagrantly uncomfortable. Did it. Done.

Now on to real living.